Awards Shows

how'd everybody enjoy their weekend plus saturday and sunday replacing the 25th and 26th of Feb? i had fun doing lots of stuff, like furniture shopping, brother torturing, and blog missing :p
i wanted to watch the oscars!!!!!!! but i missed them (boohoo), anyways, i'm proud of Jamie Foxx! i already love him and now he's an oscar winner :p (best actor, woohoo), and Hilary Swank is okay :/ this is her second oscar, but i don't like her roles, they're all AAAAAHHHH!!!! ana faqeeeeeraaaa maskeeeenaaaa!!! OOOHHH!!!AAAHHHHAHHHAHH!!!... y'know what i mean?
and Morgan freeman is cool, he got supporting actor, but i wish Jamie got that one too (i know, i know, i'm greedy)
but i got to watch the brit awards and when Maroon 5 and Green Day were supposed to win some awards, some band called Scissor Sisters won!!! UNFAIR, and the performances sucked, only Joss Stone was the good one... oo ba3dain she sang with Robbie Williams who i hate with all my heart and soul so 6a7at min 3aini...

other than that, i can't think of anything, i can only think of my tummy and how hungry i am... i'm gonna go eat breakfast... bye pickles... i mean, PEOPLE! people, ok? bye...

Weird People

'Celibate' monk tried to pick up undercover cop

A Buddhist monk decided to break his lifelong vow of celibacy with a prostitute - but picked up an undercover police officer instead.
Hoa Trung Nguyen, 47, from the Phap Bao Temple in Sydney, even haggled with the 'prostitute' for a better deal.
But after being unceremoniously bundled into an unmarked police car, Nguyen claimed he was joking, reports the Herald Sun.
But magistrate Ronald Maiden was not laughing as he convicted the monk for soliciting a prostitute and put him on bond for 12 months.

CCTV footage showed Nguyen, his robes under an overcoat, approaching the officer dressed as a prostitute.
Nguyen admitted asking about price but blamed it on human curiosity.
"I only want to ask her as a joke because of who I am. I would never do anything like that," he said.

what do you guys think? is he innocent? is he guilty? are men THAT desperate for sex? and if i was a monk who wanted to lose the celibacy crap, i'd do it with a person i'm marrying, not i slut with unknown sexually-related diseases...

i just think that he's really stupid, so there.

WooHoo! Toilet Entertainment!

Japanese create toilet entertainment centre

A Japanese company has invented an entertainment centre to make going to the toilet a more enjoyable experience.
Toto Ltd's Z Series Neorest toilet, offers the worlds first auto fragrance release system and stereo music system, providing different scents and music depending on the season of the year.
The Z series is priced at £1,600.

LOL! emota eyeeboon bil Kuwait? fe 7amamat el jam3a? :p

Insert Title Here, Pls

Why do we have to put titles for our posts? don't you feel it's kinda weird? i'm just gonna post about how my days are like, and what's bothering me and whatever comes to mind, bas why titles? and you don't even know how to phrase a title cos you fear people wouldn't be impressed and all that and they'd skip a whole post cos of a title... hmm... maybe it would be okay to post up an interesting title with a really really interesting subject, like "My Nude Pics" or "My Day At Meseeela Beach in A Bikini" or "Dildos and Vibrators" or "My Relationship With Justin Timberlake" LOL y'know what i mean! really interesting titles that would draw scandal and sex fiends :p
and then my titles would go through a phase where they suddenly turn goth, and then all of a sudden dominatrix and then they'll go through a phase where they turn all romantic and mushy, then flirty, then telling excuses for nothing...
and all that time, the posts would have nothing to do with the titles... it'll be like having a totally different World Of The Titles, different than the World Of The Posts...

tempting, i tell you.... it really is...

Lazy Bum

I'm feeling so lazy, it's hilarious! now that my room is big enough for more furniture, i'm dying to get a lazy chair(i think it's called a lazy boy, sa7?madri) ... y'know like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S, like when Chandler and Joey would sit in front of the TV and then "draw"? anyways, only F.R.I.E.N.D.S fans will get me (hi, Jackie and Don :p)
and i've been lazy to do things that i wouldn't normally be lazy and indifferent about like studying and playing with my 3amer el Ju7aysh el Sa'3eer...
i don't know, maybe because i'm in a new house that's much bigger than the apartment i used to be in so running around up and down the stairs and from one room to another is making me lose my energy... maybe it's that... hmmm :/
but the good thing about our house is that it's like one big gym in itself... it's full of stairs and has alot of space, so running and moving my legs alot (bas they will never be like P4's legs! DAMN!), and because now we're in the moving process, i'm moving alot of boxes and drawers and furniture, so my arms are getting enough riyatha :D and then there's the swimming pool (aaaaakh! 3al swimming poooool!), i can't wait for it to be done so i can swim again, it'll be fun to swim laps without slamming into fat ladies like in the public swimming pool we used to go to in the summer. i swear i used to slam into bags of fat that were just sit in one place in the pool and not move around to actually burn some calories :/
so i don't need to go to the gym! i just have to watch what i eat (lil asaf, no more doughnuts... WHYY!?!?!?! *cries and sobs*) and exercise which means moving around the house alot while carrying weights such as 3amer... 7abeebe walla, he's so cute and tiny, so i'll carry him and consider the weight to be his diaper alot :D that should work and i'll end up having arms of steeel!!! wahahahaha!
so what i'm going to do from now on is repeat this mantra over and over to convince myself i'm not a lazy bum:
the mantra goes as follows:
and here it is:
yea, this mantra:
right after these messages:
la, ga9ait 3alaikum, mafe messages:
ok ok, al7een:
the mantra is:

"I am not a lazy bum! i am a potential workaholic with highly developed stress management skills!"

SO THERE! lol :p

C'est Moi!

Hey! I'm Back!
the house looks almost liveable... 3amer is in love with the echo and a little freaked out cos when he screams he hears it two-fold and it's funny to see him shocked then laughing his head off at the echo hehehe
my room is half full cos it needs more furniture... it's the first time MY room needed MORE furniture which is fun cos my rom is HUGE and i have alot of junk i'm NOT willing to get rid of any time soon, so to actually let it all out and make my room look exactly like i want it to be!
even though i wanted a blue or white bathrom and not pink, i'm not a little girl anymore! walla! :p
anyways, i'm going to be posting from the computer labs again cos we still don't have a phone line...
School has started and hell is about to break loose :D
til now, i've only seen two docs and both seem good but really quiet, which equals boring most of the time, i just hope it doesn't happen to be this time...

i gotta go now... Jackie just called and i have to meet up with her at the cafeteria :D (7arraaa! i'm gonna go eeeeeaat!!! hahahahaha.... damn, i'm hungry :p)
buh-bye...

Wait Pls.

Since i'm moving with my family from an apartment to a new house, i won't be posting for a few weeks (sorry) cos i won't have internet connection at home...
please be patient with me cos i know you'll all miss me oh so very much :p
i'm going to try posting while i'm at school from the computer labs when i have the time...
I'm happy we're moving... i'm going to *FINALLY!!!* have my own room and it's huuuge with lots of space to run around like a chicken with it's head cut off :D and to just basically go crazy all by myself :p
i might even try those strip-tease moves that make you feel sexy and you lose weight and firm up at the same time... i hear carmen electra made two dvds to train women to do lap-dances and strip teases hehehe so i have alot of space to do whatever i want.... now if only i can convince my mom and dad why i want a pole in the middle of the room *ponders the thought* :p

until then, all i have to say is:
*starts crying* I'm gonna miss you all *wails and sobs*!!!

Ranting Me Poor Heart Out

The moving process is still going on and it's boring as usual... i'm sitting here with 3amer asleep in my lap... there's been this subject that i wanted to talk about...
Something that pisses me off is how people who think they're "mitdayneen" are hypocrites! Thak ilyom ri7t 3irs nas, oo kano yaybeen mulaya... and i know these people oo el mafrouth 3adi ina yesmi3oon aghani, so i asked my mom: "itha uhma 3adi 3indihum yesmi3oon aghani, laish 7ag far7at'hum, fe 3roos'hum, eyeyboon mulaya?" and what my mom said was pretty shocking, she said:"cos they think they're mitdayneen in a certain society and in front of their mitdayneen friends they have to keep an image so they hire mulayat instead of a DJ."
Enzain LAISH? What stupid image is THAT?? 3adi ina u listen to music on the radio, the TV and all around you but when it comes to a happy event like a wedding, an annoying mulaya is there... how do you expect people to get up and dance and share your happiness if they're sitting around listening to a mulaya singing a very bad imitation of a 7sain Jasmi song?
And the mulaya at the wedding i went to was so bad, it was undiscribeable... her voice was scratchy like a 13 year old kid who just hit puberty! It was so annoying cos the speakers were loud, and the only time they played an actual song from the part-time DJ they hired was when there was a Maimi song some young girls requested... i guess il mulayat couldn't really sing: "burumbum...i7na oo intoo...burumbum....wain ma kintoo" and that's the only time when everybody got up oo 9ar fe nasha6 bil 3irs!
and during the 3irs, this is what the old ladies would think about:
When a girl is wearing a short skirt at a wedding: A Wife For My Son!!!
When a girl dances very well: When does she get the time to practise... m9eeeeeba!!! <----this leads to the girl breaking both legs...
When a girl dances 3adi: She's ok... khair el ashya'a aw9a6ha or whatever (which is weird cos this means the old lady is fine with you)
When a girl doesn't dance at all: shino hatha?!?!? Akeed mafe layaqa for my son in bed, 3ayal ma minha fayda!
When they tell an old lady that some newly-wed chick isn't pregnant: Waaayyy, akeed el 3aib feeeha! Wela how else would you explain it??!!
When they tell an old lady that some newly-wed chick IS pregnant: Weeeeee, ma 9adigaw 3ala allah they jump into bed so fast and get pregnant!!!
(ya3ne ma ya3jebha el 3ajab, basically)
*sighs* i just had to rant my heart out... but there are any people who are offended by what i had to say, I DON'T CARE! It's the truth and you can't change it...

Boredomness

ello ello, I'm sitting here at home, checking my e-mail, checking out blogs and checking out the fashion police pages on the E! Entertainment website lol i like to laugh at what their wearing if it's crappy and then take notes if there's a nice dress or skirt i can sew later on...
and i'm BORED!
really really BORED!
you can actually feel it through the post if i concentrate on the word BORED! enough...
all i'm doing right now is hide in my room cos my male cousins from bahrain are staying with us to help us move to our new house and while i'm stuck in my teeny tiny room, i'm getting my stuff together for the move...
all my novels, paperback and hardback being seperated, are in

A Must-See

You guys have to help ban this site, it's actually a website that spreads out the passport pictures of people all around the world... if you don't believe me, click on THIS LINK and check it out...
I mean, imagine, sick people come into this site and type random names to steal the passport pictures of various people around the world and then they steal the pictures alone 3shan esawoon futhayi7! imagine if somebody stole your picture and, like, stuck it on a naked man or chick and spread it around?!?!?! and your FULL NAME actually shows! it's sooo unbelieveable! i checked mine and i was SHOCKED! i tell you, SHOCKED!
Check it out and gimme feedback! NAOW! Before it's too late!!!