Products Picture Post (Part 6wo)

Went to City Centre the other day and was looking at the products and getting weird thoughts that may or may not really make the product seem weird.. maybe i'm just weird.. because i sure do think weird when i see any random innocent products... anyways, i'll let u people see and then u tell me if i'm weird (hint: DUH!)...

And Here We Go:

I'd like to start the post by congratulating all my fellow marshmellow lovers:

FINALLY! marshmellows that don't contain (Jelateen Baqari= Cow Gelatin) which is supposed to be, for some reason, 7aram.. anyways, this one has "Jelateen mustakhraj min el asmak" which mean it's gelatin from fish, which is okay (don't ask me why, i just ask and get answers like this)...
so anyways: YAY!

And now we shall start with our weird sightings and products:

First Sighting: Arosa? as in 3aroosa (bride)? or what exactly? or somebody "arosa"d (aroused? lol) just weird. very. and i'm dirty-minded. just not very.

Caprice? like the car? so they have bisquits for he car? or do they taste like a car? and does a caprice car taste different than any other car?

Download Dane Cook's comedy bit: "Let's Do This! I'm A Cashew" and u'll smile the same way u smile at a secret dirty joke everytime u see a cashew nut.

Well, they say if u eat chocolate it feels like ur in love.. and there's a song that says "Ain't Love A Kick In The Head?".. so is this what the chocolate making people were thinking or were they all in a violent mood when deciding the name of this product?

Why is Digestive ripping off Pringles?

Why is Ronda ripping off Jewels?

Everytime i see this i feel like my brain is placing and replacing letters in between the letters in the word "Hony" to form okay to bizzare words. God Help Me.

Example: "hoRny", or "honEy" or "hoWny (which is how Jackie says horny)" and many unthinkable others...

Kinder is giving out iPods? iPod Nanos ba3ad? 7elfaw sij?

Was there no better name than Madonnas? a white creamy thing in between two wide black bisquits? (omg, that was filthy) HOW CAN YOU BUY THESE BISQUITS FOR YOUR CHILDREN!?!?

No weird comment with this pic, bas SHAKHBAAARIIIIII.. used to love this as a kid.. now literally sick of it..

How can a Small World be in that Big Box? isn't it supposed to be a medium-sized world in a moderately larger-in-size box?
and are those kids on the box ground-up to form different colored bisquits? isn't that racist? and even if they're EATING the bisquits in the picture on the box, can they do that? eat their own kind?
and can grown ups eat from this kind of bisquits? is that okay? even if it has kids on the outside? can Jackie eat it if it contains little boys? Somebody ANSWER ME!

Who would want to eat twigs? or is this chocolate named after the Mr. Bean episode where he serves real tree twigs to his visitors during his Christmas party? (u'll only understand why this box is funny if u watch that episode)

somebody PLEASE tell me what this is? candy? jelly? dry fruit? orange juice-covered basketballs? spicy orange tasting flying basketballs? HELP.

My Current Playlist

(just don't ask why, just download if you want to explore my weird taste in music lol..)

1. 19-2000 by Gorillaz (kooky, weird, and cute)
2. Mr. Man feat. Jimmy Cozier by Alicia Keys (i love alicia keys)
3. Somersault by Zero 7 (the lyrics are amazing)
4. Who Makes You Feel by Dido (i love Dido)
5. Summertime feat. Louis Armstrong by Ella Fitzgerald (the 50's!!!! The Oldies!! AKH YA GALBI! 7ata the photography then was amazing..)
6. When I'm Gone by Three Doors Down (they seriously rock)
7. Feeling Good by Michael Buble (great song... and if you haven't guessed by now, i'm an oldie/jazz lover :p)
8. Someone That You're With by Nickelback (they seriously rock too)
9. Pink by Aerosmith (oh come on, it's PINK- which is red but not quite..)
10. You Will Be My Ain True Love by Alison Krauss (from the Cold Mountin soundtrack, it's sooo sad and sweet... the pic is of her and Sting singing this song at the Oscars..)
11. Had A Bad Day Again by "Correction: Fuel not Three Doors Down" (break things while listening to this song.. cheers u up when u have a bad day, garanteed)
12. Pompeii by E.S. Posthumus (ba3ad E.S. Posthumus, ma yabeela kalam)
13. Summertime by Renee Olstead (same Ella Fitzgerald song but different way of singing it.. and she has a great voice... can anyone believe this is the red-headed daughter from the sitcom Still Standing?)

I Present To You....

The Evul Brother Look

Scarier than the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz... Sexier than Zoolander's Blue Steel... i give you my 1.5 (yes, point five) year old brother.. the little evul one... presenting:

The Evul Brother Look

(yes, i know i already said that.. in that specific font.. and color... Oh SHUT UP! it's my blog and i can do whatever i want with it!!!... *calms down*)

Me Laughs And Shares

My fave night show host, Conan O'Brien, and his weirdest/funniest/stupidest tidbits...

WATCH NAOW AND LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF...

and.. umm... yea, that's it.

Hey Girls, Wanna Get Married?

I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!

These are "Brides Wanted" type ads taken from shaadi.com (Shaadi means marriage)... somebody sent this to me by e-mail.. i think it's an indian or bangaladesh site.. anyways..

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

The notes between brackets are from me :p

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this post!


- "Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female,If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good educ ation but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar."


- "i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework.."

(Homework?)


- "Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you."

(run smoothly? hmm...)


- "she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated."

(ain't that unique! one brother, one sister criteria!)


- "I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come n ........hold my hand forever !!!

(somebody HOLD HIS HAND FOREVER! but so far, the best letter here :p)


- "i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot."

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites... lot lot lot..)


- "My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......"

(Ok I think these are soap operas... and if they ARE female soap opera leads, I am sure he must be demanding too much, right?)


- "i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast"

(by not wearing her jeans? wtf?)


- "HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH."

(yea, we're loughing -laughing- all right...)


- "whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someonebride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp.."

(I am clueless, I feel so lost... can anyone tell me what this boy wants!!)


- "i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok.."

(I am again clueless... what's with the "ok"?!)


- "HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK."


(WHAT IS WITH THE OK's?!)


- "I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and father&mother sister complity marred"

(can somebody please explain on the comments section how to get married 'completely'?)


- " iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist."

(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)


- "my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes..."

(wow... is he desperate or what?)


- " Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.
IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye."

(his father expired.)


- " iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred."

(who was marred?)


- "I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT."

(no habit? as in no clothing? or did he mean bad habits?)


- " hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other casteaccepted..."

(come again?)


- "my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service."

(can u say..... Zebra?)


- "i'm looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY."

(how cute :p)


- "to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable"

(this guy has fixed the marriage date already?!)


- "i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani."

(interesting...)


- "ssc failed three time s and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present."

(Any takers?)

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Now i don't know if any of the above actually got married to the girl(s) or their dreams, but i wish them all all the luck in the world :D and hopefully, they can flirt much better in their native language ;)

Things I See In Khaldiya

so i'm taking a class somewhere on the huge campus that is khaldiya (science and all dat, basically)
so i really don't know how the people are there.. the class i'm taking is with a whole other bunch of tarbia students, so i don't know if they're a whole other "kind" or "species" of students..

then i figured it out: the tables, benches and walls would be a very good example of the student's charachter :p (yes, i said charaCHter.. u pronounce the CH like in Chair)

so here goes:

Apparently there are alot of types of people in Khaldiya.. a known "kind" that experiences a certain amount of feelings and goes through phases where the brain would function in certain ways and react in various situations.. creating character... (why do i sound so fancy shmancy? lol)

While there, i find out that they can't have kids... why? well, apparently they DO get horny, but only prefer the 69 position...

i think they've got it all wrong because there's nobody to guide them... (keep in mind, Biology is one of the classes taught there)


And with more research, i found out that there are some VERY smart people there, which shows in this following statement:

( Life In KU Is Like No Life At All )

But then again, there were also some very stupid people there:

need i say more?

Another type was discovered, "The Artsy Type", which can be classified under the same type of "The Scary Type":

And last but not least... "The Aggressive Type"... these are ambigious because they either seem bored: "why is kuwait boring?" and other times they seem to exude pure rage: "F**k you".. so it makes u wonder..

And with that, my research is done :p unless u have other pics, post them up and let us learn from various cultures and colleges :D

enjoy!

Knock Knock...

Don't ask why, but i'm really enjoying Oldies...

first i went through an Ella Fitzgerald/Etta James/Doris Day/Louis Armstrong/ Bing Crosby/Frank Sinatra phase and now i'm getting into a whole other phase that i really never thought of experiencing especially since i wasn't even born then :p

I'm into The Doors now.. Jim Morrison is my new future husband after the comedian Dane Cook..

HIS VOICE! ukh.. it's something else... (in a good way)

now enjoy his incredibly weird hotness (LOL):

Jimmy M. *swoons* (LOL)

so i order you all to download Snoop Dogg's version of Riders On The Storm... OR you can just download the original 7 minutes and 11 seconds long Doors version...
oh, and the classic Light My Fire :D

Me Does It Purgs Style.

Today, me and Jackie went to the Hard Rock Cafe..

NO, not the hard cook! the Hard Rock Cafe:

and while we were there, we decided to write down anything funny or weird we say (yea, just like Purgs :p).. which resulted into this:

no no, i mean this:

1 - "You can have the white stuff..." *is being stared at muderously* "i didn't mean it THAT way!"

2 - "my skirt is too tight!"

3 - "i can't believe he's shaking his booty!"

4 - "20 is sexier!"

5 - "Bite Me!"

6 - "he likes little boys.."

7 - "i'm leaking"

8 - "if you didn't mean the food, i would've been very happy.."

9 - "steak sauce in my lungs..."

10 - "say something interesting!"

11 - "did u know that at any given moment of the day, 120 million men and women are having sex?"

12 - "can he HAVE more eyeliner on?!"

13 - "let's call it a date.."

14 - "i saw the skirts."

15 - "you're a perv, NO, you!"

16 - "no, it's so big!"

17 - "it's falling! it's falling!"

18 - "i'm a whore for a good strawberry"

19 - "i wanna marry chocolate"

20 - "we look so shmeefi today!"

21 - "his name is WHACKS! not WAX!"

22 - "we were talking about our freshman year, and they play a song called Freshman... it's the CIA! They're listening in on our conversation!"

23 - "i knuh"

24 - "oh! ship! ship! ship! ship!"

(try to figure out who said what :D we don't have a winning prize yet, but we'll figure something out when somebody wins ;))


while we were there we had some tasty ice cream, so me and Jackie took pix at the same time:

and on the way out, we saw the following babies and kids' t-shirts.. where something was extremely weird...

now why do the babies t-shirts... have bears in them.... that make them look like they have boobies? are these t-shirts for Christina Aguilera or something? someone please answer me?

My Windows.. Work It, People!

I've been seeing this in alot of blogs, so lemme give it a try :D

My Johari Window

allright, guys... this is for fun... BUT.. there's a DARK side of the Johari Window:

The Nohari Window

okay now: BE HONEST!



*waits for the results anxiously*

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Deer Ser,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.